{"product_id":"silly-squeaker-liquor-bottle-jose-the-perro","title":"Silly Squeaker Liquor Bottle Jose the Perro","description":"\u003cp\u003eS\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;_*]:min-w-0 gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSilly Squeaker \"Jose the Perro\" Liquor Bottle Dog Toy — Squeaky Vinyl Novelty Toy for Dogs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;_*]:min-w-0 gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eSay hola to the ultimate party trick — the Silly Squeaker \u003cem\u003eJose the Perro\u003c\/em\u003e Liquor Bottle Dog Toy. This spot-on tequila bottle parody squeaky toy is guaranteed to get laughs at the dog park and tail wags at home. Built from a custom-blended, durable vinyl, Jose the Perro delivers a satisfying squeak and playful bounce that keeps dogs entertained and owners grinning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;_*]:min-w-0 gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eWhether your pup is a fetch fanatic, a carry-around-the-house type, or somewhere in between, this novelty liquor bottle toy is one they'll come back to again and again — no shots required.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;_*]:min-w-0 gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy dogs and their humans love Jose the Perro:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;_*]:min-w-0 gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eMade from a custom vinyl blend for a satisfying squeak and long-lasting play\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eLightweight and easy for dogs of all sizes to carry, toss, and fetch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSpot-on tequila bottle parody design — guaranteed conversation starter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eA squeaky toy as fun to give as it is to play with\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;_*]:min-w-0 gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe gift that always lands.\u003c\/strong\u003e Jose the Perro is the go-to pick for dog birthdays, Cinco de Mayo celebrations, holiday stockings, housewarming parties, or anyone who loves dogs, humor, and a good margarita. It's the one gift on the table that'll have everyone reaching for their phones to take a picture.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;_*]:min-w-0 gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSqueaky vinyl construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eCustom vinyl blend for durability and bounce\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eFun novelty tequila bottle parody design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSuitable for dogs of all sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;_*]:min-w-0 gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eAlso a natural hit as a white elephant gift, dog mom or dog dad present, or the pet store impulse buy nobody saw coming.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;_*]:min-w-0 gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBrand:\u003c\/strong\u003e Silly Squeaker \u003cstrong\u003eToy type:\u003c\/strong\u003e Squeaky vinyl dog toy \u003cstrong\u003eDesign:\u003c\/strong\u003e Jose the Perro liquor bottle novelty\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"VIP Products","offers":[{"title":"Yellow \/ ONE SIZE \/ 1","offer_id":47837137043626,"sku":"S000034B000136P000097V000","price":28.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ ONE SIZE \/ 1","offer_id":47837137076394,"sku":"S000034B000136P000144V000","price":24.29,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ ONE SIZE \/ 1","offer_id":47837137109162,"sku":"S000034B000136P000145V000","price":28.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0654\/5630\/8394\/files\/180181908781.0.td_size_1.webp?v=1767825127","url":"https:\/\/fetchandfeature.com\/products\/silly-squeaker-liquor-bottle-jose-the-perro","provider":"Fetch \u0026 Feature","version":"1.0","type":"link"}